the Adjustable spine

the reasoning behind this is I am quite a tall bloke to be fair and that usually means looking down on people (not in that obviously rude talking down way) which is expected.
my girlfriend on the other hand is about 5ft.1 and although she is a brilliant size for me my spine doesnt seem to think so, so as we walk and talk I slowly slouch... and slouch, and bend until eventually we are about the same height.

my chiropractor will not be pleased!

"oh also if you look closely it looks like im looking at her bum teehee"